secret of the dragon emperor ... part 33!

where are we again? oh yeah, we're in the cave where we think the last piece of this broken-up statuette is, and we just killed the scary telepathic giant spider boss ... are we closing in on the day we'll finally be able to head to that mysterious misty island where we think the uber-boss of the whole campaign is? hmmm!

GM Elle: Okay, so there are at least two more things we need to cover here in the boss spider's lair. First, while digging around for treasure, you find what looks like another piece of the statuette you've been trying to collect.
Ariel: Ooh! Ooh! I know -- somebody is supposed to say, "Look! It's another one!" Because Filvius had that vision where one of us said that in this cave.
Sasha: Well, Quackenscrump doesn't say that, because he's still kind of suspicious that the spidery thing that gave Filvius the vision might have been a monster.
Akane: Zedeja does not say it, obviously. If such a statue piece was noticed, she would say to the closest person, "There, the statue piece we are seeking! Pick it up immediately!" Unless the closest person was an untrustable halfling, of course.
Harriet: And Dilfriida probably wouldn't make the exclamation because as soon as she did, Zedeja would say something aggravating to her. Hmm. Although ... if Dilfriida spotted it first, she might try to distract Zedeja by pointing in another direction and saying, "Look! It's another one!" to give herself a chance at nabbing the statue piece and lording it over her nemesis.
GM Elle: I'll roll randomly to see who spots it, then. The die says ... Brandywise.
Heddy: In that case, I suppose I'll say something along the lines of, "Hey, we're looking for a statue piece, right? Look! It's another one!"
Akane: Zedeja says, "Give it to our keeper of statue pieces!" However, I don't remember who that is. Zedeja of Mind is greatly intelligent, though -- certainly able to remember better than a non-genius non-mage Akane.
Ariel: Well I don't know ... I think you're pretty genius a lot of the time, Akane!
Akane: Thank you! Still, the non-mage claim is accurate.
MSG: I've got two statue pieces marked on my character sheet.
Sasha: I've got one. Not sure why Quackers would care about carrying it, though, but I guess I had a reason to volunteer.
MSG: Maybe just because you're strong and you have a backpack?
Claire: We could look back through the notes and see if we wrote down a reason.
Ariel: That sounds like a lot of work. I'm good just as long as we know somebody's got them and they didn't get lost just because we forgot to write them on our sheets.
Sasha: Hang on ... It's on my sheet, but I put a "b" next to it, and I also wrote a "b" next to some of my money -- so I think that means I stored it in the bank.
Harriet: Ah, my memory reasserts itself at that. Most of us rented strongboxes or at least made deposits at the bank before leaving Outskirt, didn't we?
Heddy: Not me -- I haven't got enough possessions or money to be bankable yet.
MSG: I've got some "b" marks on my sheet too, now that I look. Including by the statue pieces.
Akane: No statue fragment holders asked permission for leaving such items of value with strangers at a bank! Zedeja has outrage at learning such knowledge!
Harriet: Has she actually learned it yet, though? Obviously the characters aren't standing around talking about what's written on their sheets.
Akane: She has not learned. But it is impending! With the uncovery of the final statue piece, assembling the carving  can be accomplished, so she demands an attempt. When piece-holders are unable to produce them, she demands explanations of why. Roleplaying of this complete conversation is unnecessary, though. Unless others desire it.
Heddy: Wasn't there a second thing you said we'd cover, Elle?
GM Elle: Yes. Just after discovering the statue piece, the group makes another find. In one corner of the cave's webbing, a silken cocoon the size of a halfling or small human hangs several feet off the ground. Dolora is first to notice it. 
MSG: I'll point it out and peer at it carefully.
Sasha: Can I roll Beast Lore to see if I can figure out whether it's a giant spider egg?
Claire: I'm guessing it's probably a --
Sasha: Hey, I didn't say I was discussing the possibility out loud! Quackers is just on high alert for monsters at all times, so if this might be one about to hatch out, he wants to decide that for himself.
GM Elle: Dolora and Sir Q can both roll Spot Hidden. Sir Q can also roll Beast Lore.
MSG: Success on Spot Hidden.
Sasha: Failure on both.
GM Elle: Dolora notices the cocoon wiggle slightly. Sir Q can't really tell one way or another whether it's an egg.
MSG: I'll say I think there might be a person inside trying to get out. Or do I have to roll Beast Lore too?
GM Elle: Roll with a Boon. I think it's pretty common knowledge that spiders wrap up their prey sometimes.
MSG: Success.
GM Elle: Then you're free to tell the group that conclusion.
MSG: I do.
Sasha: Quackers will tell everyone to stay back while he cuts it open, in case there are baby monster spiders in there eating on whoever's wrapped up.
Akane: Cut carefully! A missing child could be inside.
Harriet: And there's supposed to be a reward for finding him, right?
GM Elle: Correct. Sash, is Sir Q going to hack the webbing open wildly, or cut carefully?
Sasha: Carefully. But I'm ready to switch to wildly if something creepy-crawls out on eight legs.
GM Elle: Your efforts reveal a child wrapped up in the cocoon, unconscious but stirring somewhat. He looks gaunt and frail, as though he hasn't eaten in some time.
Claire: Once he's out, I'd like to examine him with my Healing skill. I've never come across anyone stashed as a snack for later by a giant spider, and I'm keen to see what the effects are.
Ariel: Don't you want to see if you can help him first?
Claire: Well, if I do that, I might miss out on learning about some of the changes being spider-cocooned produces in a person.
GM Elle: Go ahead and roll.
Claire: 15. Right on the nose.
GM Elle: All you really see are signs of malnourishment and dehydration, along with a bite that looks to have been made by two fangs much smaller than the Oracle's.
MSG: Meaning there's probably more than one spider in this cave.
Sasha: If anyone says that, I'm instantly alert and scanning for spiders trying to sneak up on us.
GM Elle: You don't see any. Claire, is Filvius going to attempt treatment of the child? That will be another Healing roll.
Claire: I guess that's the logical next step ... and I succeed.
GM Elle: You can revive him with a sip or two of water if you have any.
Claire: I don't, but I know Quackenscrump has that troll booze, so if I think waving the opening of that jug under the kid's nose will bring him around, I'll try that.
GM Elle: You've tried the stuff, so you know it's pretty eye-watering. Almost as soon as you get it near his nose, he starts writhing and coughing and sputtering.
Claire: I'll pull the jug back and plug it.
GM Elle: The boy sits up and starts looking around wide-eyed. His gaze fixes on some of the weapons you're carrying, and he says, "Oh no! Are you more bandits?"
Claire: I'll tell him that he's safe and there aren't any bandits here.
Akane: Zedeja points immediately at the halfling. "This one is banditly! Do not mislead a kidnapped infant!"
Harriet: Considering that he's able to talk, he's most likely somewhat older than an infant. Dilfriida snorts and points out Zedeja's mistake.
Akane: Do not contradict elders, halfling! Zedeja is aged in extreme -- even a short-memory halfling should not be able to forget it. Adjacent to her wizenedness, children must all be considered babes.
Harriet: Dilfriida says, "Well, it's for sure no one is going to call you 'babe'."
Akane: Zedeja gives a puzzled squint that includes contempt. "Of course not! I am old! Did you forget this already since I described it only seconds bygone?"
Heddy: I'll try to draw Dilfriida away from the conflict by calling her 'babe' and tipping my head in the directin I'm about to take a step.
Harriet: I give Zedeja a parting glare and step aside with Brandy.
MSG: I'd like this kid to give us more info on the bandits. I ask him to tell us what happened.
GM Elle: He describes having been playing in the fields on his family's land when some scary men came out of the woods nearby and grabbed him. He looks a little mopey as he says he wished he'd listened to his mother about not going too far from the house. The bandits put a bag over his head and rode with him on their horses for a long distance, then found this cave when it started to rain and camped inside. He was very tired and fell asleep after they took the bag off and gave him some stale bread to eat. Then he woke up to the sounds of people screaming and saw the bandits fighting with monsters. He got up and ran away, but ended up running deeper into the cave because the fight was between him and the exit. Then, as he was hiding in the darkness, something bit him and he lost consciousness until you brought him around. He begs you to take him out of the scary cave and back to his parents.
MSG: Hmm. We did find the two things we were looking for here, but do we really want to leave already without knowing what else is in this cave?
Claire: I know I sure don't!
Ariel: Well, I'm not voting because it was so much work getting here and getting in here and fighting the giant spider, so I'm kind of worn out. But it's also going to be so much work getting out and going all the way back to town. So I'm going to sit down and have a rest while you guys figure it out.
Sasha: Quackers is for exploring some more. There was one monster in here, so there may be others that need killing.
Akane: Zedeja has only one Willpower Point. Insufficient to spell any other spiders we meet. She thinks leaving is appropriate.
Harriet: I don't know if Dilfriida has any input to convey or not. What did Brandywise intend in pulling her aside, beyond the obvious goal of minimizing further strife and contention with Zedeja?
Heddy: I thought I'd use my Raise Spirits ability to remove one of your conditions. Didn't you acquire a couple climbing the web bridge and fighting the spider?
Harriet: Exhaustion and Disheartenment.
Heddy: Well, I'll tell you some funny stories and maybe tickle you behind the earlobe to get rid of whichever of those you prefer.
Harriet: So it's mostly whispers and giggles from our corner of the spider's lair for a bit.
GM Elle: Then it sounds like the consensus is pointing toward further exploration?
Akane: Zedeja disagrees overbearingly! "Consensus" requires sense! Fighting additional monsters when a senior mage is Willpower Pointless -- entirely without sense!
MSG: But if you take the "sense" out of "consensus," you get "con us," which I don't think we're keen to let Zedeja do.
Akane: No conning! Only sense and wisdomry. Zedeja insists we must not drag infants into spidery danger and death.
Heddy: If she insists that loudly enough for me to hear, I would be inclined to agree.
MSG: Well, as much as I want to increase my knowledge of these caves and spiders, it doesn't make much sense to rescue this kid and then drag him around through a bunch of unknown dangers.
Claire: Filvius has to admit that's true too. Ooh, but he's got a silver lining -- if we leave the cave and rest up, he can learn that Sleep spell. Nice! I'm definitely for heading out, then.
Sasha: Dammit. Quackers complains about what a bunch of wusses you are, but he's not going to go against the whole group.
Akane: Good! Now we must return as we came.
Heddy: My Raise Spirits ability does take a full 10 minutes, though, so it would be nice if you don't mind waiting however long we've got left on that.
Ariel: Fidu wasn't going to vote about whether to keep going in the caves or to go back out, but he's definitely voting to keep chilling for a few more minutes while Brandywise does her thing.
Akane: If a satyr can improve a halfling's attitude, it's tolerable.
GM Elle: In that case, between the treasure searching and the resting, you've spent more than a stretch here, so I'm rolling for possible encounters. Spiderlings! A swarm of the big spider's offspring skitter out from holes in the walls and attack. Let's draw for initiative.
MSG: 2.
Claire: 4.
Ariel: 10, foo. Oh, wait, that means I can rest a little longer until it's my turn!
Sasha: Unless you have to dodge spiders. Ugh. 13.
Akane: 8 for Zedeja.
Harriet: 12.
Heddy: 5.
GM Elle: 9 for Roric, which leaves the spiders on 1, 3, 6, 7, and 11. Spiders go first with a Joint Attack! They're going to crawl all over Filvius and bite him simultaneously.
Claire: I'm not injured yet, so I think I'll just take the damage.
GM Elle: Dolora's next, then.
MSG: If they're swarming all around, I'll spend 3 WP to do a Massive Blow to add an extra d8 to my Warhammer damage.
GM Elle: The spiders try to dodge and succeed.
MSG: Well that was 3 WP well spent.
GM Elle: They did use up their 3 card, though, so now it's Filvius's turn.
Claire: I'm switching cards with Sir Q.
Sasha: Thanks. Die, spiders! Hit! And I'll use my Dragonslayer ability to do extra damage. 25 if they don't dodge!
GM Elle: They dodge.
Sasha: These guys suck.
Heddy: I'll switch with Dilfriida.
Harriet: Perfect. I hit for 9 points of damage. Having witnessed their spry dodging ability, however, I do not spend any WP for my Backstabbing. Wait -- I should spend it because then it's a Sneak Attack and they can't dodge. Ah, wait again, because I'm out of WP anyway.
GM Elle: Dodge. That uses their 6 card, and on 7, they crawl over everyone in a terrifying mass of prickly spider legs. Fear checks, please.
MSG: I'm safe.
Claire: I'm not, but I Push it by getting Disheartened and make it the second time.
Ariel: Safe.
Sasha: Dragon!
GM Elle: You're so fearless with spiders swarming over you, I'll let you give someone else a Boon on their roll.
Sasha: Dilfriida. I think she's about the worst of us at resisting fear.
Akane: Success for the wise Zedeja!
Harriet: I fail even with the Boon, but at least it kept me from getting a demon. But I'll Push the roll by getting Angry that I might be scared by spiders when Zedeja isn't. Safe.
Heddy: I fail. And since I'm Faint-Hearted, I don't think I even have the bravery to Push. 
GM Elle: You're shaken, which gives you the Scared condition.
Heddy: Too late. I'm already Scared.
GM Elle: Then you have to pick a different condition.
Heddy: Sickly. I'm so afraid, it's nauseating.
Akane: Zedeja strikes a spider with her staff. 6 points of spider crushing if it does not dodge.
GM Elle: It dodges, using up the last of the spiderlings' turns.
Ariel: I stab the swarm for 9 points, then!
Heddy: I timidly poke at a spider with my knife for 1 point.
Claire: 5 points of staff damage from Filvius.
GM Elle: At the end of the round, the spiderlings decide they've had enough and scurry back to their holes.
Claire: Okay, right off the bat I'm going to heal up that damage I took. Ouch! And I roll kinda bad on my Heal Wounds spell, only 4 points back. I've got plenty of WP left, though, so I'm casting again ... okay, all better.
Ariel: Does anybody besides me want to take a breather after that fight? I'm all worn out.
Sasha: Quackers just shrugs. He can't decide if we're more likely to bump into monsters heading back to the exit or sitting around waiting for Fi-Fi to get his breath back.
Akane: Only one round of fighting! Even a slothful hound can't be so tired from this miniature of battle. No sitting, hound! We must go!
Heddy: Brandy has had more than enough of this place, and begs that we please continue.
Sasha: A'right. I guess I'll lead the way back toward that web bridge.
GM Elle: You make it back to the chasm chamber without difficulty. Roric sees the webbing and becomes panicky, though. "That's too scary! I don't want to go on that!"
Heddy: I'll try to sing him a bit of a song to calm his nerves. My roll succeeds.
GM Elle: He settles down a little, but then says, "That sounds like a baby song. Sing something more fun, like the songs Papa and his friends sing when they come over to drink ale!"
MSG: Is this kid related to Zedeja?
Heddy: I tell him I'll sing whatever he wants if he's good while we cross the bridge.
GM Elle: That will be a Bartering check.
Heddy: Urgh ... Demon.
GM Elle: He changes his mind about calming down and gets mad that you won't sing right away. 
Sasha: I tell him if he doesn't shut up, I'll tie him up with our rope and drag him along.
Akane: Zedeja feels this idea is good. "Quiet, boy! There is binding and a gag in your future for additional noise!"
GM Elle: You can both make Persuasion rolls.
Harriet: Almost, but not quite.
Akane: Not even "almost" in my case. Zedeja is wise but unpersuading.
GM Elle: He says you can't make him.
Sasha: Okay, then seriously, I'm going to grab him and tie him up. Somebody get the rope out. I make my Brawling roll.
GM Elle: He fails to Evade, but starts hollering as you're wrapping the rope around him.
MSG: Great. Who know what he's going to call down on us with all that racket.
Claire: I don't know ... but that means I want to know, so I'm looking around now to see if I can learn what kind of stuff comes running when a kid yells in a cave like this.
GM Elle: Actually, what comes seems to be those orcs. You notice a light down the passageway across the bridge. It draws closer with the sound of numerous booted feet, and several orcs march out onto the ledge where the bridge is attached on the far side.
MSG: I'll hail them and say we found the child, so we had to come out without exploring that much of the caves.
GM Elle: You see that the leader, Agra, is with them. She asks if you found any treasure along with him.
MSG: I've got a decent bluff, so I'll just say "no." My roll makes it.
GM Elle: She grunts and asks if the bridge is really safe to cross. "It looks difficult and unsteady!"
Claire: Filvius says, "Well, we didn't lose anyone the first time."
Sasha: I'll say, "Watch, we'll show you how it's done. Soon as I finish tying up this kid."
GM Elle: Roric squirms, but you've got him bound pretty well. The only problem is, that uses up some of your rope, meaning there's not really enough to rope two groups of you together the way you did before.
Akane: It's easy to solve. Instead of a three group and a four group, we do one five group. Then our duck knight can return to the waiting two and rope them to him to come across.
Sasha: That's a lot of climbing back and forth for me. I'm pretty acrobatic, but I get a Bane on Acrobatics rolls from my armor.
Ariel: Did you roll it that way last time? I don't remember you rolling it that way last time.
Sasha: No, I forgot. I only remembered now when I was double-checking my Acrobatics score.
GM Elle: I'll keep my eye on you better in the future. An issue with Akane's plan is that there aren't 7 of you anymore; there are 8 when you count Roric.
Sasha: This kid's turning into a real pain.
Akane: Then it is four and a child first, then a returning duck, then four again. Armor can be taken off, yes? This solves a Bane problem of Acrobatting.
Sasha: I don't like that, but I guess I also don't like falling into a bottomless pit. So who's in group 1 and who's in group 2?
Akane: Two characters of strong in group 1! Dolora and the duck. Also a child, then also a small halfling and weakish satyr.
Harriet: I suppose for once I don't argue, since Zedeja's plan gets the two of us across sooner.
Heddy: I definitely don't argue. Not because I'm entirely relieved -- I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with those orcs being over there. But I certainly don't want to be stranded on this side without either of our two strongest party members while Dolora and Quackenscrump get the first group across.
GM Elle: All right, then -- Acrobatics rolls for everyone. Roric is tied up -- how are you taking him with you?
Sasha: I say I just let him dangle from the rope he's tied up to. I'll tie one end of it around my shoulders like a harness. And I tell him if he squirms too much and throws me off balance, I'll have to cut him loose.
GM Elle: He starts crying. Everyone make your rolls, then.
MSG: I'm good.
Sasha: Same.
Harriet: Simplicity itself.
Heddy: I fail again, of course.
GM Elle: Another Acrobatics check to try to catch yourself.
Heddy: Also a failure.
GM Elle: You're dangling from the rope also. We'll say you're between Dolora and Dilfriida. Dolora's strong enough she doesn't need to roll, but I'm going to have Dilfriida make a Strength check.
Sasha: Assuming I hear Brandy give a squawk of panic at falling, can I brace myself to help out and give Dilfriida a Boon?
GM Elle: Sure.
Harriet: That does the trick.
GM Elle: Then it's slow going, but everyone gets across at last. Once you're on solid ground, Agra says for Quackenscrump to hold up for a few minutes. Seeing how you went about crossing, she sent a runner up to their camp to get some rope of their own. If you can take one end across and tie it for them, she would appreciate it, and you would have the added rope to make returning easier.
Sasha: I'm down with that.
Akane: It is good that Zedeja did not know of their rope before. She might have commanded them to bring it.
GM Elle: The runner comes back fairly soon. If Quackenscrump makes his roll to get back to Zedeja, Filvius, and Fidu, I'll say the rest of the crossing goes fine.
Sasha: Easy-peasy, I succeedsy.
Ariel: Haha, that was cute.
GM Elle: Agra thanks you again for handing the banner over to them and wishes you well on your journeys.
MSG: I will thank her and do the same.
Ariel: Are we out now?
GM Elle: Essentially. Unless you want to pick a fight with the two orcs Agra left behind to guard their supplies.
Ariel: No way in heck. I'm ready for that break.
Akane: Not yet, hound! We must return to our cart, cultist, and donkeys!
Ariel: Boo! I guess actually I can't put up a fight about that.
MSG: Do we need a Bushcraft roll to find our way back to Glinssa and the cart?
GM Elle: Yes, but it's pretty easy, so I'll give you a Boon.
MSG: Dragon! Oh, bummer. I already have an 18 in my Bushcraft, so I don't get a free mark.
GM Elle: The Dragon does let you get to the hiding place where you left Glinssa very quickly, though. She's actually surprised to see you back so quickly.
Sasha: We picked up this howling kid, so we were motivated to get him back home as fast as we can. Oh, by the way, I guess we would have untied him once we were out of the caves.
GM Elle: It's early afternoon by now. You could get in a full shift's travel before sundown if you get started.
Claire: I think if we do, we'll hear some whining from Fidu.
Ariel: I'm already pulling the tent out from the back of the cart.
Heddy: To fend off more caterwauling from Roric, I'll ask him what sorts of stories he likes and tell him some while we're making camp.
GM Elle: He says he only likes stories about Big Brockston Bickerback, a folk hero from here in the Misty Vale. Make a Myths and Legends roll to see if you've heard of him.
Heddy: Handily, with a 5.
GM Elle: Then with a good Performance check, you may get at least some temporary goodwill out of him.
Heddy: I fail initially, so I'll push the roll saying I'm so exhausted from the traumas of the cave that I had to shake off a bit of sluggishness to perform. The reroll is a success.
GM Elle: Anyone else doing anything before nightfall and time to set watches?
Claire: I'm studying that grimoire! Not only am I hot to learn the Sleep spell for the sake of pure knowledge, but now that I know what Roric's like, I want to be able to zonk him out if he gets to be too much of a pain.
GM Elle: Make a Languages roll to see if you can master it.
Claire: Seriously? That's one of my worst skills. I fail, so I'm pushing the roll because now I'm Scared that Dolora will see me blowing my attempt to improve my knowledge. Nope. Another failure.
MSG: I'm going to use this opportunity to try to wheedle Filvius into teaching me Animism, then. I took Magic Talent the last time I got a new Heroic Ability, but I need someone to teach me the school of magic before I can do anything with it. When I see him apparently struggling, I'll rib him about maybe not being so great at his magical knowledge after all.
Claire: I'll tell him that as a non-mage, you couldn't possibly judge my knowledge.
MSG: Then I'll say, "Ooh, so since I'm not qualified to judge, there's no way you can prove to me that you're any good at it."
Claire: "I don't have any need to prove anything to you." That's totally a lie -- do I need to roll Bluffing?
GM Elle: I think it's a pretty demonstrated fact that you do feel the need to prove things to Dolora, when it comes to knowledge. So you can roll, but with a Bane.
Claire: Yeah, that's not happening. I've got a 4 in Bluffing. Oh damn, and I went and wasted a Dragon by rolling a 19 on the Bane die.
MSG: Since I know I've caught him trying to gaslight me, I'll say he should teach me Animism in our downtime, if he really wants me to be able to see how far ahead of me he is.
Claire: That's obviously going to work on Filvius, but he says it will have to wait until he gets this new spell down.
MSG: Gamemaster, could I use my Languages skill to help Filvius decipher whatever is giving him so much trouble, so he gets a Boon on his next roll?
GM Elle: I'll allow it if Filvius will.
Claire: I'll complain that it will slow me down having a newbie trying to read over my shoulder, but then I'll fake a sigh and say that she can look on and tell me about what she's seeing as part of her training, which will let us kill two birds with one stone. Will it let us kill two birds with one stone?
GM Elle: No, but MSG can tell us whether he thinks Dolora buys your excuse-making.
MSG: Dolora doesn't care one way or another what Filvius thinks. She just wants to get an Animism score going so she can cast spells.
GM Elle: All right. Well, who's on first watch, then?
MSG: Filvius and I are obviously staying up. But we'll have our noses in the book, so someone else should probably watch with us.
Akane: Zedeja. Her awareness -- so mighty! Also, her desire not to sleep in a tent with a halfling. Especially if there is a satyr giggling and doing untoward activities with the scoundrel.
GM Elle: Let me check for encounters, then ... oh dear. Everyone who's up should roll Awareness.
MSG: Another Dragon! Nice.
Claire: I succeed.
Akane: Awareness rolls bow before Zedeja of Mind. Her success is accomplished.
GM Elle: In that case, you all hear something prowling through the trees, so you're ready when a huge, winged and maned form bursts forth. You've seen this before -- it's a manticore!
MSG: Oh crap. The last one put up a hell of a fight.
Claire: True, but we were a lot less experienced then.
Akane: Probably this experience difference insuffices for three characters to win, if previously six were required.
GM Elle: Draw for initiative.
MSG: 8.
Claire: 5.
Akane: 3.
GM Elle: 2 and 7 for the monster. It tries to take a razor-sharp bite out of Dolora.
MSG: I'm definitely spending 3 WP to dodge, which succeeds.
Akane: Zedeja trades with our dwarf and tells her to massively blow this beast.
MSG: If I do that I won't have the WP left for more Fast Footwork. But I will take a normal swing at it with my heavy warhammer. Got it. 20 points if it doesn't dodge.
GM Elle: It definitely attempts to dodge -- ooh, and it fails, so it loses its turn and a big chunk of its hit points. 
Claire: I guess I'll take a swing with my staff, then. I'll also say that if everybody can get away from it a few yards, I can Lightning Bolt the darned thing. 16 hits with my staff, for 11 points.
GM Elle: New initiative draw. Everyone in the tent can roll Awareness to wake up, but with a Bane because no one shouted or raised any other alarm.
MSG: D'oh. That should have been obvious. I get the 7 card.
Claire: 1!
Ariel: Eek! Demon on my Awareness.
Sasha: I'm sound asleep too.
Akane: 8 of initiating.
Harriet: Snore.
Heddy: I wake up.
GM Elle: Manticore gets the 4 and the 5. Ariel, you fail to wake up because you're caught in horrible nightmares. So even though you stay asleep, it won't count as a shift rest. Claire, you're up.
Claire: I'm trading cards with Dolora.
MSG: I hit it for 13 points.
GM Elle: It dodges, moving back 2 meters as part of that reaction. That uses its 4 card. On its 5 card, it flies away whimpering in pain.
MSG: Wow. That was a ton easier than last time.
Claire: See? I told you so. Seems like my knowledge of our skills is better than yours.
Heddy: I listen fearfully for any sounds that will let me know what woke me up.
GM Elle: Make an Awareness check.
Heddy: Nope.
GM Elle: Then all you hear is the typical one-upsmanship of lore between Dolora and Filvius.
Heddy: I try to get back to sleep, then. Assuming I'm not too disquieted.
GM Elle: At the end of the shift, Filvius can make another Languages check with a Boon for Dolora's help.
Claire: Yes! Dragon. These dice are Dragonning out the wazoo for us tonight, aren't they?
GM Elle: Shift switch.
Ariel: I'm not switching out! I'm too tired from those nightmares.
Sasha: What do you think the nightmares were?
Ariel: Probably we're stuck in the caves and I'm super tired but all you guys keep saying, "No, we've got to keep going! No sleeping!" And then you keep pushing me past all these rooms where the spiders made super-cushy, comfy beds out of spiderwebs because they're actually friendly spiders, but nobody believes me and I just keep getting dragged along even though I'm crazy tired.
Sasha: Wow. I hope we don't have to hear about that in the morning.
GM Elle: All right, speaking of which, morning arrives without any further encounters.

[okay, folks, i'm breaking here because the post's getting pretty long. more of this session next post!]

the phantom menace!

so today's the day a big thing happened in msg's life, almost 10 years before i met him. a new star wars movie came out! don't tell him, but it wasn't that big a deal for me, since i'm more of a star trek girl than a star wars one. i was a bright-eyed teen at the time and way more excited for the finale of deep space nine than a sequel to some movies i liked pretty well but the last of which came out before i was even born.

also, i thought it had a way dumb title. "the phantom menace?" are you kidding me? i was like, why didn't they just straight up call it "the not-very-exciting movie"?

but ...

it's a big deal for me now, because it was a big deal for him. (and i guess also because i'm more into star wars now than i was back then.)

and these days, it's a thing i can think of where i was at the time and how i felt about it, and i can talk to him about that and he can talk to me about where he was and how he felt about it, and we can sorta tie our lives together back before we ever met. like the fact that when tpm came out and it was the first star wars movie i saw in the theater, i was the same age he was when the last star wars movie before tpm came out.

anyway, happy birthday, phantom menace! here's hoping it's a great one for you!

xoxo,
claire

may the fourth be with you!

listen, i may be more of a star trek gal than a star wars gal, but that doesn't mean i'm not one heck of a star wars kinda gal!

i hope everybody else who loves star wars is having a great time watching and talking about star wars today, because let me tell you, it really gets the spirits up around here when we're on a star wars binge.

xoxo,
claire

i'm too nice to write the very funny post i just thought of. sorry about that ...

i was thinking about the news, which is something i usually don't like to do. and this time was no exception ...

except that then i had this really funny thought.

and wow, i was like, "claire, that is a genuinely clever thing you just thought of, girl. and i bet you could word it just right." and i thought about it and pretty much figured out how to do that to a "t".

only what i like even less than thinking about the news is passing on to other people any of the crumminess that's in the news, or contributing to the ugly way people just can't get along anymore. so even though it would be funny to people who agree with me, and even though the people who wouldn't think it was funny maybe deserve to have something rubbed in their face that they don't think is funny ... it just kind of made me feel icky to post it.

so i'm not going to.

dang, sometimes it's tough being such a goody two-shoes!

xoxo,
claire

secret of the dragon emperor ... part 32!

we rejoin our brave adventurers about to descend into the dark bowels of the earth!

GM Elle: Well I heard at least one "Yes!" from Claire during the Experience rolling last time ... did that mean a new Heroic Ability?
Claire: Uh-huh, but I just used it to get myself more Willpower points with the Focused deal again, so kinda boring. I thought about using the Magic Talent one to learn Elementalism so I could use those elementy spells in the extra grimoire we found, but then I read the rules a little more closely and realized -- even with the Magic Talent ability, you've still got to find a teacher to show you the ropes on any new school of magic. So I figured I'd better hold off on that until we bumped into one.
Ariel: But what if we bump into one while we're out traveling and they're out traveling too and then even though you bumped into them, you wouldn't be able to learn from them because you don't have the learny ability?
Claire: Well, dang-o mango, I didn't think of that. But I'll just have to lump it if that happens. Anyway, that gives me enough WP that I could cast two Power Level 3 spells in a single round using my Master Spellcaster ability, which seems like a good ace to have in the hole, right?
Akane: Yes. I was very lucky to have so many WP from the very start, but if Filvius continues to progress, Zedeja will feel pressure to achieve more Heroic Abilities also, or be exceeded by her junior.
Harriet: And most certainly none of us want to hear her feelings on that!
GM Elle: Anyone else have new Heroic Abilities to brag about? No? Then it's time to head down the crude stone stairs into the cave. Who's carrying lights?
Ariel: I have a lamp!
Harriet: Dilfriida does as well.
Heddy: Do we need three? Because I've got one too, and I'd feel a lot less terrified holding a light instead of depending on someone else's. On top of that, I'm terrible at fighting, so I don't need to keep a hand free for anything.
Harriet: Dilfriida says if you're especially worried, she'll leave her lamp in her pack so the two of you can hold hands. But you'll have to let go if anything jumps us.
Heddy: Brandy will take her up on that.
GM Elle: The group winds its way down the stairs for several rounds, then, until the way levels out at the intersection of one reasonably wide passageway and one very narrow one. The small one looks like a tight enough squeeze that it would be easy to get stuck in places.
MSG: Dolora's in favor of heading down the wider one for a bit, then.
Akane: Zedeja insists everyone must follow the dwarf's advice. "Good planning, dwarf!"
GM Elle: After 10 or 12 meters, the passageway opens up into a yawning gulf of a cavern. It's wide enough that your lamplight doesn't reach the far side, and there's no sign of a bottom. There's a bridge of sorts stretching out into the dark, though -- it appears to be woven of immense strands of webbing, thick enough that it can probably support a fair amount of weight.

Claire: I'm not sure I want to test that.
Heddy: I know I certainly don't.
MSG: Dolora says, "Well, we won't know unless we try, right, Filvius?"
Claire: Curse you. 
Heddy: I'm going to suggest that maybe we should rope ourselves together. 
Sasha: One fall, all fall, huh?
Heddy: Well, I was hoping more like, no one fall, but if one does, the others can hold on and keep them from dropping into the endless void.
MSG: I think it's worth a try, and I have rope.
Harriet: I have some too. Should we tie up into two groups? Hopefully with at least one strong member in each?
MSG: That would be Dolora in one group and Quackenscrump in the other.
Claire: Which group has three and which has four, though?
Ariel: We need a light in each group, right? So I'd be in one and Brandy will be in the other.
Sasha: Dolora and Filvy won't be willing to split up and let one or the other find out how it goes first, so how about you three in the front group and the other four of us in the back. Except I guess Dilfriida and Zedeja won't be happy about being in the same group.
Akane: Incorrect! Zedeja is not happy about being in either group. Crossing a dangerous web bridge is not an activity for merriment. Also, both Zedeja from extreme scrawniness and the halfling from being only half a person are very light. 
Harriet: I tell Zedeja if she falls I won't even half try to catch her.
Akane: This threat is unconvincing, because Zedeja has a Magic Trick of Slow Fall. Impossible for her to be harmed from any drop. Also, she insists on being first in the group of four, then with a duck following, after which a satyr, then a halfling. The climbing then proceeds as so: Zedeja climbs to the farthest of rope slack; our knight climbs to catch up to her, then our satyr, lastly a halfling. I tell our satyr if she has a knife and the halfling falls, it's okay to cut the weight loose to save herself.
Harriet: Dilfriida says Brandy would be doing her a favor in that case, as she'd never have to listen to Zedeja's screechy hag voice again.
Heddy: I will assure Dilfriida that I would never cut her loose. I won't add that it's in part because I need one hand to grab hold of the webs while climbing and the other to hold onto the lamp, so there's no chance I could get out my knife.
MSG: Hearing those discussions, I'll suggest Dolora go in the middle of our group, with Fidu up front to light the way and Filvius in back.
Claire: I'll tolerate it since I definitely want to maximize Dolora's effectiveness as an anchor.
GM Elle: If that's the plan, then Fidu is first to move out onto the bridge. Make an Acrobatics check to climb across.
Ariel: Oh ... uh, my Acrobatics is not very good ... YIKES! Even if it was good, I rolled a Demon.
GM Elle: You fall immediately. Normally you'd get an Evade roll to avoid plummeting into the pit, but the Demon negates that, and also means Dolora doesn't get a chance to grab you. All she can do is make a Strength check to avoid being pulled off the bridge after you.
MSG: Thank heavens I'm really strong. I make it with an 18.
GM Elle: Fidu is now dangling from the rope, right along the edge of the pit. You can pull him up without rolling, since you've got two people on solid ground to do so.
MSG: What if we just let him dangle and climb across that way?
GM Elle: You'd have a Bane on your Acrobatics roll to make progress. And of course, if you messed it up, it would be a bitch and a half for Filvius to support both of you.
MSG: All right, I guess we pull Fidu up and let him give it another try, then.
Ariel: I'm really embarrassed. Okay, so this time I get a 10, but that's still a fail. I'm going to get disheartened and Push it ... fail-o again.
GM Elle: You can only Push once, so now you need to roll Evade to keep from falling. 
Ariel: My Evade is super-great! I make it easy. So ... another Acrobatics roll? Whew! It's a 5 this time.
GM Elle: Dolora is up, then. 
MSG: I easily make my roll with a 3.
Claire: I roll the same. Does that mean we're across?
GM Elle: Yes.
MSG: I'll wave the other group across, then. Also, I'll look around and see where we are on this end of the bridge.
GM Elle: The passageway continues off into darkness toward the north. Akane, make Zedeja's Acrobatics roll. 
Akane: 18. It's a poor showing for oldsters being first in their group. I become Disheartened at these signs of how age enfeebles all. My Push of the roll becomes ... 9. A success.
Sasha: Quackers gets a 9 also.
Heddy: I'm next? This is terrifying, because my Acrobatics is only 5. Brandy is a quivering wreck as she moves onto the bridge. 19. I suppose if it's any consolation, that would have failed even if my Acrobatics were fantastic. Obviously, I Push the roll by becoming Scared. Aaand, Demon.
GM Elle: You fall. No chance to use Evade to save yourself and no chance for your companions to grab you. Quackenscrump needs to make a Strength check. If he succeeds, Dilfriida will get a Boon on her Strength check.
Sasha: Got it, no problem.
Harriet: With the boon, I make my check as well. Can I keep moving while supporting Brandy's weight?
GM Elle: Strength check to keep moving. Even if you make it, you'll have a Bane on your Acrobatics. And you definitely don't want to Demon anything.
Harriet: Please don't jinx me that way. I already have the most wretched luck with dice. Strength check is a failure.
GM Elle: You can try again. On a failure, you become Exhausted, but I'll let you proceed to your Acrobatics roll with the Bane.
Harriet: Definitely exhausted.
Heddy: I'm whimpering and praying to the satyr gods at this point.
Harriet: Acrobatics rolls are 9 and 9, so we're apparently fine.
Heddy: Once they pull me up, I'll give Dilfriida a hug and call her my hero and apologize for being such a burden.
Akane: Avoid such displays of emotions! So inefficient and time-wasting!
Harriet: I will prolong the hug with my tongue stuck out at Zedeja.
MSG: Should we untie ourselves and put our rope away? Or go on up this passageway and see if there's another web bridge right around a corner.
Sasha: There might also be a monster right around the corner, though, and Quackers doesn't want to be dragging Zedeja, Dilfriida, and Brandywise all over the field of battle by a rope in a fight.
Akane: Zedeja insists on unropedness.
GM Elle: In that case, once you proceed along the passageway, it angles left and continues for some distance. The way is quiet, just an empty, narrow stretch of cavern with quiet echoes of dripping water far off somewhere. You travel 50 or 60 meters before you see the way open up ahead. There seems to be a much larger open space, partly obscured by enormous strands of spiderwebs.
MSG: Enormous enough to have been made by a kilometer-long spider?
GM Elle: No, but probably by a pretty big one.
Sasha: I'm heading that way, then. Way too many trolls and giants and orcs lately turning out to be too people-ish and not monster-ish enough for me to fight, so I'm itching to get at a giant spider.
Akane: This itch should not promote insubordinance!
Sasha: What? I couldn't hear you because my helmet gives me a Bane on Awareness.
Akane: There was no roll!
MSG: I'll keep up with Quackenscrump so he doesn't go up against anything too dangerous all by himself.
Claire: And I'll keep up with Dolora so she doesn't learn something about giant spiders before I do.
GM Elle: Is anybody not keeping up? In that case, you arrive at a huge, web-encrusted chamber -- and immediately notice something large start to move in the darkness of the far corner. Its great, claw-tipped legs clack against the stone. It looks like there may be another exit from this cavern toward the south.

Sasha: It doesn't start talking, does it? 'Cause I'm all set to charge it and carve into it with my longsword if it doesn't talk.
GM Elle: Actually --
Sasha: Aw, dammit. Okay, go on.
GM Elle: A whispery voice seeps into your minds, quiet but also somehow enormous. It asks, "Little creatures ... Why have you invaded our home?"
MSG: I'll say that we're looking for a piece of a statue.
Sasha: I'll walk toward this thing and say, "Yeah, have you seen one around here?" Oh -- I see something hanging in those webs over on the left side. Does Quackenscrump spot that? Can he tell what it is?
GM Elle: Only if someone with a light goes along with him.
Sasha: I'll tell Fidu to get on up here so we can see who we're talking to.
Ariel: I kinda think this doesn't seem like a great idea, especially since Quackers is probably all set to just attack the monster as soon as he gets the chance. But I also figure if he's going to attack it, we'd better have light so we can help out or he'll get eaten pretty quick. So I guess I go up a few steps behind him.
MSG: I'll move closer too so I can see what a spider this big looks like.
Claire: Me too. But I'm not going to be too close to Sir Q in case the spider goes after him without a warning.
GM Elle: As Fidu moves forward with the light, you see that the shadowy creature is a hideously large spider, as big around as two stout horses and with a multitude of gleaming round eyes. It braces itself along the walls and looms over you. The voice comes into your heads again. "What would you have to offer, if I knew of such a statue?"
Sasha: Is it close enough for me to move up and strike? Because if it is, I'm going to.
Akane: Zedeja is prepared for the casting of spells.
Harriet: I guess Dilfriida is moving up where she could get into the action if she needs to.
Heddy: I'll stay near the entrance and provide light for any sudden retreat we might need.
GM Elle: Since everybody seems primed for a fight, let's go ahead and draw initiative.
MSG: 2.
Claire: 7.
Ariel: 3.
Sasha: 5. Dang, I was hoping for that 1.
Akane: 4.
Harriet: 6 for Dilfriida.
Heddy: And I get the 8.
GM Elle: The spider gets everything that's left and then some. 1, 9, 10, and 11 to 13.
MSG: Yikes.
GM Elle: And because it's telepathic, it senses Quackenscrump's intent and decides to teach you all a lesson. It stares at everyone within 10 meters with mesmerizing eyes, forcing a Will roll against Fear. Everyone will need to roll but Zedeja, Dilfriida, and Brandy.
MSG: I make it.
Claire: I don't, so I guess I'll Push the roll and get Exhausted from being weak in the knees with fright. Woohoo, Dragon!
Ariel: I have a Fearless ability I got a while back, so I'm spending WP to not have to roll.
Sasha: Quackers fails, which makes him Disheartened because he's so itching for a monster fight. I make it on the Push roll.
GM Elle: Claire, your Dragon means Filvius will get a Boon on any further Fear checks this combat. Your turn, Dolora.
MSG: Well, we seem to be in it now, so I guess I'll move up and smack it with my warhammer. That's a hit for 14 points of damage if it doesn't dodge.
GM Elle: Hearing the whistling power of your hammer swinging through the air, it does attempt a dodge, and succeeds.
Ariel: I'm next, right? I'll put my lamp on the ground and try shooting it with my shortbow. Swish.
Akane: Zedeja expends many WP to cast spells. Stone Skin first, Power Fist next. Both succeed! I cautiously move closer.
Sasha: Quackers, right? Charge! I roll a hit. Does it dodge?
GM Elle: It tries ... and succeeds.
Sasha: Well, at least I don't have to spend WP on my Dragonslayer ability this round.
Harriet: My turn? How far outside the 10 meters of its mesmerizing stare was I? I did say I was moving up.
GM Elle: I'll let you be within a single move of melee.
Harriet: Superb. I advance on the spider and spend points for both my Backstabbing and Assassin abilities. I definitely hit ... and proceed to roll two 1's, a 2, and an 8. 12 points.
Heddy: That was unfortunate.
GM Elle: Filvius is next.
Claire: I'll step back a little and try hitting it with my sling. But I miss.
Heddy: I don't really even know what to do with my turn. Can I use it to watch the spider's movement and shout a warning to help someone dodge? Can anyone even dodge at this point since I'm the last one taking a turn?
MSG: I've got Fast Footwork, so I can spend WP to dodge.
Harriet: Likewise for Dilfriida.
Heddy: Then I'll definitely do that if I can.
GM Elle: I'll allow it. Especially since the spider now has 4 turns to take.
Claire: Gulp.
GM Elle: Mandibles! It attempts to bite Dilfriida in two, since she managed to damage it and no one else did.
Heddy: Look out, Dilfriida! Jump right!
Harriet: I spend my WP and succeed at a dodge.
Heddy: Good job!
GM Elle: Tearing attack! The spider frantically stabs at all characters within 2 meters using its multitude of barbed, hairy legs. Each character in melee will take 2d8 damage.
MSG: I'll spend WP to dodge, and I succeed.
Claire: Glad I moved back to use my sling.
Ariel: I'm glad I stayed back and used my bow!
Sasha: I'll let my armor soak it up.
GM Elle: 12 points.
Sasha: Ouch. So 4 get through.
GM Elle: Poison Sting! It's jabbing its venomous stinger at you, Sir Q. But I only roll 7 points, so it doesn't get through. Last attack -- Mandibles again. I think it will go for Dolora and her nasty-looking warhammer this time.
MSG: I pay to dodge again. Oof, I miss, so I'm definitely Disheartened that it's treating me as a threat. I make the Push roll.
GM Elle: All right, new initiative.
MSG: 8.
Claire: 7.
Ariel: 6.
Sasha: 4.
Akane: 5.
Harriet: 3.
Heddy: 2.
GM Elle: Looks like the spider's on the same turns it had last time. And it starts the turn off with Mesmerizing Eyes again. Only Brandy, Fidu, and Filvius are outside of 10 meters this time.
MSG: Failure again. I'm pretty Angry that I'm getting so scared of bug eyes, and I Push and make it.
Sasha: I'll spend 3 WP on my Ill-Tempered ability, because it would really piss me off to get scared of this spider and run. With a Boon, I make it.
Akane: Inconceivably, Zedeja fails. She is so old, though. Too weak to become scared! I Push the roll with Exhausted, and this time succeed.
Harriet: My Will is insufficient, and I'm not confident that a Push will do me any good. I think I'll just take the Fear table roll. 
GM Elle: You're Enfeebled. You lose 8 WP and become Disheartened. Heddy?
Heddy: Can I try shining the lamp in the spider's eyes so someone has a better chance of hitting it?
GM Elle: Sure. Het?
Harriet: I'm entirely bereft of WP for either dodging or Backstabbing ... but I don't have that much sense, so I suppose I'll try a standard attack, since Brandy's trying to blind it for me.  I hit for 9 points.
GM Elle: It tries to dodge ... and fails!
MSG: Good job, Dilfriida.
Sasha: Here comes some longswording ... I hit! Is it dodging?
GM Elle: It tries but fails again.
Sasha: I'm activating Dragonslayer, then. Only 13 points, though. What are we up to, 34 now?
Akane: This is my math also. Zedeja's turn? She will Brawl this spider! A hit!
GM Elle: The spider thinks your scrawny physique suggests that you're being extremely overconfident in thinking you can hurt it, so it doesn't dodge.
Akane: Then with Iron Fist, I roll 5d6. The damage is 16 -- now math says it is 50 points damaged!
GM Elle: It's definitely not happy about that.
Ariel: I'm next, right? Shortbow! Boo, I miss. I'm going to Push the roll, dang it! I worked so hard trying to shoot it, now I'm Exhausted. No! I miss that one too! Poop.
Claire: Filvius tries his sling again ... got it!
GM Elle: The spider isn't keen on underestimating any of you at this point and has taken enough damage that it's going to go ahead and dodge. It succeeds.
MSG: Here comes Dolora's warhammer, then. That's a hit.
GM Elle: That's a dodge. The spider has only a single turn left, and it's going to do a Ramming Attack. Zedeja, it's targeting you since you did more damage to it with a single hit than anyone else, and it thinks it can pulverize your stick-like body. 12 points of damage, and you're knocked down.
Akane: The protection of a Stone Skin spell prevents disaster, then.
GM Elle: Everyone draw initiative for the new round.
MSG: 4.
Claire: 8.
Ariel: 6.
Sasha: 2.
Akane: 10.
Harriet: 9.
Heddy: 7.
GM Elle: Spider is on 1, 3, 5, and 11 through 13. Its first move is a Poison Sting! It's going for Quackenscrump again. 12 points if you don't dodge or parry.
Sasha: Poison sucks in this game, so I think I'm going to parry. Pting!
GM Elle: That uses up your turn, though, so the spider goes again. Tearing Attack! That's the 2d8 one on everybody in melee. Anyone dodging?
MSG: I think I can take the 2d8.
Claire: I'm not in melee, so I'm good.
Ariel: Samesies!
Sasha: No dodges left for Quackers.
Akane: Zedeja intends more Brawling. She will accept damage.
Harriet: I think I'll take it too.
GM Elle: All right, then. 14 on Dolora. 5 on Quackenscrump. 14 on Zedeja. 4 on Dilfriida.
MSG: Oof.
Sasha: Pting!
Akane: I feel very harmed.
Harriet: I'm okay for now.
MSG: All right, it's hammer time. I hit. 
GM Elle: It dodges.
Ariel: I'll try my bow again ... hit! 11 points if it doesn't dodge!
GM Elle: It does.
Heddy: I'll shine my light again on my turn.
Claire: A sling and a miss for Filvius. Oh, wait, with Brandy's boon, that's a hit! 11 points for me too, if it doesn't dodge. 
GM Elle: Demon! Roll an extra damage die. 
Claire: Wooho... bleh, 1 more point.
Harriet: That still puts us at 62 damage on it. Surely it can't have too many more hit points? Dilfriida attempts a daggering. Success, but only 4 points even if it fails its dodge.
GM Elle: It's trying to dodge everything at this point. And it succeeds here.
MSG: That's its last turn for the round, right?
Akane: Zedeja rises and Brawls this spider, then! 18 points of damages!
GM Elle: The spider looks wobbly and near collapse. Draw for initiative. 
MSG: 7
Claire: 8
Ariel: 9
Sasha: 3
Akane: 4
Harriet: 10
Heddy: 2
GM Elle: Spider on 1, 5, 6, and 11 through 13. It attempts to withdraw and climb up into its webs. That means it has to Evade Dolora, Quackenscrump, Zedeja, and Dilfriida. It succeeds on the first three, but fails on Dilfriida. You get an attack on it, Dilfriida. 
Harriet: That's a hit for 11 points.
GM Elle: With a groan and a whisper of despair in your heads, it collapses into a heap of sticklike legs that twitch a few times in a pool of spreading green ichor.
Ariel: Ew!
Sasha: I poke it with my sword and then kick it a few times to make sure.
Akane: I request healing from a junior mage!
Claire: Sure, I'll just -- urk. Demon.
Ariel: Uh-oh. That's bad!
Harriet: Dilfriida thinks it worked out all right for Dranath, so maybe you're not in too much trouble.
GM Elle: Roll a d20.
Claire: 12.
GM Elle: Hmm. Okay.
Claire: So what happens?
GM Elle: It seems like nothing, as far as you can see.
Ariel: Ooh, that is bad. Seeming like nothing seems like it's definitely worse than seeming like something.
Akane: Zedeja complains. "Nothing has happened! Try again, Junior Mage!"
Claire: I shake off my nerves and give it another shot. Better. 9 points of healing.
Akane: This is acceptable.
Harriet: Meanwhile, Dilfriida is going to have a look around for loot. Do you mind bringing the light, Brandy?
Heddy: Of course. But is it all right if we swing very wide of the enormous spider corpse?
Harriet: Fine by me.
Ariel: I'm going to spend 3 WP on my Treasure Hunter ability to find out which direction leads to the greatest treasure in here!
GM Elle: Your nose for treasure leads you to a heavy crossbow.
Ariel: Not like, gold or anything?
GM Elle: Well, the retail value on a heavy crossbow is 200 gp.
Ariel: Never mind, I'll take it!
MSG: I'll search around with Fidu.
Claire: Once I'm done healing Zedeja, I'll go over with Brandy and Dilfriida, hoping to find something worth knowing about that Dolora isn't around to see.
GM Elle: Each person searching roll Spot Hidden.
MSG: Failure.
Claire: 5! Whew, because my skill is only 7.
Ariel: I roll a 2 if I still get to roll after the crossbow.
Harriet: Dilfriida fails with a 19.
Heddy: I'm more helping Dilfriida than searching myself, if that gets her a Boon.
GM Elle: I'll allow it.
Harriet: Then my 19 transforms into a 3.
GM Elle: Each person who succeeded gets to pick one of these 5 cards.
Claire: How about ... this one. 
GM Elle: You spot a fancy silver bracelet by a gleam it throws off in the lamplight. 
Claire: I'll pick it up and see how much it looks like it's worth.
GM Elle: Unfortunately, the moment you touch it to pick it up, it disintegrated into dust.
Claire: Uh ... silver dust?
GM Elle: No, just worthless dust.
Akane: If Zedeja sees this, she is alarmed. "What! Why did you touch me for healing when you have such destructive hands?"
Harriet: I'll say, "Because you told her to, you old crank!"
Claire: Can I roll something to see if I recognize this as a possible result of a magical mishap?
GM Elle: Sure. Roll your skill for your school of magic. 
Claire: I make it. 
GM Elle: You definitely know magical mishaps can result in a variety of cursed effects.
Claire: Do I know if it can be fixed?
GM Elle: You know that some wear off over time, while others can be removed with Dispel.
Claire: I don't have Dispel.
Akane: Zedeja does! But ... no WP for casting it.
Ariel: Can I pick my card now?
GM Elle: Yes.
Ariel: Hmm, a melee weapon. It says to roll a d6.
GM Elle: I already did. It's a scimitar.
Ariel: Oh. Not nearly as good a haul as a heavy crossbow, plus my backpack is full. I'll let somebody else have it. Here's the cards for you to pick from, Hettie.
Harriet: Ah, a silver necklace. Assuming it doesn't turn to dust as soon as I touch it.
GM Elle: It doesn't. It looks to be worth 55 silver.
Harriet: I'll give it to Brandy and say I think it would look pretty on her. I'll even offer to put it on for her if she'll bend down to my level.
Heddy: The alarming fate of the bracelet makes me concerned about how safe the silver jewelry is in this lair ... but I'm embarrassed to say so and also flattered and pleased at Dilfriida's attention, so I'll nervously lean down.
GM Elle: The necklace goes on with no ill effects. All of the searchers can draw Initiative to see who finds the last 2 treasure cards.
Ariel: Wait! Can I spend 3 more WP to use my Treasure Hunter ability again?
GM Elle: Yes.
Ariel: A bag of silver coins.
GM Elle: There are 20 of them.
Ariel: Eh, not terrible I guess.
Harriet: I draw the 3 card.
Heddy: 8.
MSG: 4.
Claire: Woohoo! 1!
Ariel: Whatever it is, just look, don't touch it!
GM Elle: It appears to be a magical grimoire.
Claire: Sweeeeet. I know I just got warned not to touch it, but I can't resist checking out more magical knowledge. What do I find when I open it? Or does it crumble to dust too?
GM Elle: It appears to contain three Animism spells.
Claire: Even sweeter! Unless they're ones I already know.
GM Elle: One is the magic trick Birdsong, and the other two are Rank 2 spells: Sleep and Lightning Bolt.
Claire: I've already got Lightning Bolt. But not Sleep! Oh. But looking at it in the book, it seems kind of lame. But ... it's still magical knowledge, so I'm hyped about it even if it's lame. I'm going to have to get learning ASAP.
GM Elle: Well, it will have to wait until you've got a shift to spare studying. Which is not right now, because you're still in the dungeon, and I think it's a good spot to wrap this gaming session. Experience questions ... participation, yes. Exploring a new location, yes. Overcoming an obstacle without violence, yes. And defeating a dangerous enemy, definitely. I'll also say everyone gets their Weakness mark as well instead of making you figure it out yourselves.
MSG: Did I do anything knowledge-hungry?
Ariel: You walked right up to that huge-o spider just to learn what a huge-o one looked like up close!
MSG: Oh yeah, thanks!
Ariel: Anytime! I mean, anytime I'm paying attention and that Fidu isn't too lazy to point it out to you.

personal aesthetic

okay, so at some point maybe a year ago, msg was algoing through youtube videos and comes across this duet by two off-the-beaten-tracks japanese singers and then rabbit-holed his way through some more videos by the one who seemed the more off-the-rails out of the two, a girl named "ano," who's apparently pretty famous in japan for being borderline wacko. he showed me some of her videos and i poked around at some more and then we both sorta forgot about her for a while until this morning a new video of hers shows up in his facebook feed and we watched it and wow, very wacko. the video starts off with her in an industrial-looking apron that looks like it has blood on it, and then it cuts to her looking at one of those anatomical models that shows all the body's organs in cutaway form, and the subtitled lyrics are pretty creepy, but the really freakiest part of the whole deal is that she spends most of the video after that in a giant pink marie antoinette wig, eating stuff. like, ramen noodles, and beef stew with rice, and spaghetti.

and this is how you know this chick is in her own special category of personal aesthetic, because she's just eating stuff, mostly pretty calmly, but the look in her eyes and the way she uses her lips and tongue while getting the food in her mouth is just plain psycho. she's cute and adorable with very soft and gentle features that look like she's maybe a freshman in high school, and in spite of that, she can somehow manage to scare you just by eating food. (the spaghetti especially, because she eats it with one hand. if she was eating with both hands, it would just be weirdly piggish and sloppy, but she's eating it like it's finger food. it's really strange.)

anyway, i sort of feel like i have my own personal aesthetic -- you know, in the way i talk and write and do my hair and stuff -- and sometimes i think i get at least a little borderline edgy. 

but it doesn't take more than one or two ano videos for me to realize, "no, i'm actually pretty normal."

i don't pay taxes, but if i did ...

i would be okay with supporting the civilization that produced me, you know? like, the answer to "what has this civilization ever done for me?" is literally pretty much everything.

i mean, i found myself a pretty swell boyfriend. but he wouldn't be as great as he is if he hadn't been really well prepped for me by living in this society and culture. and sure, i write this blog, which i do think has some worth of its own. but i couldn't post it without the computer i'm typing on or the internet the computer his hooked into, and both of those are like, direct results of the big bad federal government.

plus, i kinda like not living in a hellscape of lawless anarchy (although it sort of looks like the current government is doing its best to get us there).

so if i worked, or was filthy rich and got a bunch of interest income or stock dividends, i'd be pretty keen on chipping back in.

i always think it's weird that most people seem to feel so differently about it.