i want a star trek costume

anybody know where i can get one?

and when i say i want one, i mean i want one baaaad.

and if you have to ask what kind of star trek costume i mean, then my answer has to be, "duhhhh! what other kind of star trek costume could i possibly want?"

a

red

miniskirt

swooping black collar

gold braid around the cuff

very bad for military efficiency

1960s sex-kitten star trek uniform

... with hose and boots, please!