Saturday, January 31, 2009

home! bliss! horror! bliss!

tra-lalalala, tra-la! i am home!

i'm here, i'm getting my stuff in order, msg is covering me in wonderful gooey affection of all kinds and i could not be happier in my wildest dreams!!!

oh. okay, i guess i would be slightly happier if we had not almost killed one of the cats with a heavy box while getting me moved in, but he's back from the vet and his leg should be fine in a few weeks and the trauma of the moment did at least let me see msg spring into action to rush the poor guy to the vet. it was kind of awful and it terrified both of us (well all three of us if you include the cat) and then i had to wait at home all alone on my move-in day - but it was also sweet to see how much he cares and what a big heart he has, and i know there's a giant place in that heart for me. plus, the cat's going to be fine, so it's all good.

when he got home and told me how much the vet stuff was going to cost, i could see the relief in his eyes even though it was a lot of money, so i poked him and said, "you better get used to shelling out, buddy, cuz i'm an expensive girl to have around!"

anyway, i'll also say that after that bit of a bad beginning, things have quickly gotten much, much better.

much.

yum!

Monday, January 12, 2009

don't let it get you down

hey you out there, if anybody's reading this - listen: whatever you've got bugging you? just tell it 'hey, too bad, i'm not letting you drag on me.'

i'm not saying your problems aren't problems, only that you're bigger than they are if you want to be.

you'll figure it out.

hang in there.

tough it out.

sooner or later, 'it' will realize you're not giving up.

then everything will be peachy.

trust me!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

oh cruel misfortune

yes
no
yes
no
stop
start
stop
go
if
one
more
delay
should
show
i
think
claire is
going to blow!

you know, i expected to do some blowing in january, only i expected it to be the good kind of blowing (if you'll pardon my lewdness please)

except that now it looks like i'm not getting my move on until more like the 20th, as opposed to this week.

so it looks like you can probably just call me miss pouty-pants for the next couple of weeks, since i'm going to be doing a lot of garumphing over the situation.

not that it does me any good, since i'm not garumphing at anybody and even if i was there's not anything they could do about it.

the winds of fate have just conspired against me, that's all.

and i can't even garumph at the winds of fate, since they're, like, winds and all. and metaphoric winds besides. and also they're responsible for the whole fact that i'm getting to move in the first place which would make it pretty ungrateful of me to pout at them.

garumph.


Monday, December 29, 2008

late christmas, happy new year!

sooooo.....

it looks like i'm starting my move next week!

the trip may suck,

and i won't have much stuff at the new place,

and i haven't got even one single present yet ...

but i'm exciterrifically excited!

2009 is going to be a rockin' year.

i can tell.

skipadoodeedaloo!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

i want a star trek costume

anybody know where i can get one?

and when i say i want one, i mean i want one baaaad.

and if you have to ask what kind of star trek costume i mean, then my answer has to be, "duhhhh! what other kind of star trek costume could i possibly want?"

a

red

miniskirt

swooping black collar

gold braid around the cuff

very bad for military efficiency

1960s sex-kitten star trek uniform


... with hose and boots, please!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

thanksgiving

i'm a little early on this one, but here's a list!

i, claire, am oh so happy and thankful for ...

chocolate

my special guy

"me time" (see my other blog to catch my drift on this one)

moving in with my special guy in the near future

cats

our kick-ass president-elect (sorry to swear, but it's about time an election came out the right way)

blogging

AND

a certain very understanding person whom i will not describe in any other way at the moment.

i'm sure i've left something super-duper important and thanksworthy off the list, but i think those are good enough for now.

(i like that word thanksworthy by the way. its like it's talking to me: "thanks, worthy!")

so there it is.

thanks!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

what's the sound of one foot tapping?

yeah, okay. not exactly the world's hardest riddle. the answer is just "a tapping foot."

of course.

so why is the foot tapping?

BECAUSE IT'S OUT OF ITS MIND IMPATIENT!!!

(yeah, okay, a foot can't be out of its mind since it hasn't got a mind. but its owner can sure be out of her mind impatient. so there.)

have you ever known about something big you knew you could do and make a difference for somebody? only you couldn't do it right away? something had you stuck and there was just no getting around it, so you had to wait?

and wait?

and wait?

that's me right now.

grr.

i'm all ready to make with the fun and the smiles, only there's nobody to smile at or have fun with until after my move. and that's frustrating.

boo.

oh well. i guess there's just no choice but to go and gorge myself on some chocolate.

later, tater!